Every Berner owner knows the truth — you’re not powered by coffee, you’re powered by Berner drool. This bold tee celebrates the slobbery, lovable reality of life with a Bernese Mountain Dog, made for the Berner parent who has found mystery wet spots on their shoulder, their phone, and their face.
Why Berner owners love it The chunky, bold typography makes the joke land from across the room. It’s a fun everyday tee and a guaranteed laugh as a gift for the funniest dog person you know.
Product details
- Unisex Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee, classic fit, runs true to size
- 3 oz medium-weight 100% cotton — comfortable and durable
- Bold typography printed with DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
- 8 sizes, S–5XL
- Machine washable
Perfect for
- Berner moms and dads with a sense of humor about the drool
- New Bernese Mountain Dog owners (especially during the “wait, the drool gets WHERE?” phase)
- Birthdays, holidays, and just-because gifts
Care
Machine wash and follow standard cotton-tee care.
Returns
Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery. Please review our return policy for complete eligibility and return instructions.
About BerneseMountainLover.com
The drool jokes on this site are not theoretical. They are documented and verified by the BerneseMountainLover team — people who have lived with the slobber long enough to make a t-shirt about it.
Q: How does this shirt fit?
A: Unisex Gildan 5000 classic fit, runs true to size — 8 sizes S–5XL.
Q: What’s the fabric?
A: 5.3 oz medium-weight 100% cotton.
Q: Where is the design printed?
A: On the front of the shirt.
Q: How should I wash it?
A: Machine wash and follow standard cotton-tee care.
Q: Is this an official Bernese Mountain Dog product?
A: It’s an original BerneseMountainLover design. Not affiliated with any breed organization or third-party brand.
Q: What’s the return policy?
A: Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery. Please review our return policy for complete eligibility and return instructions.
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